Dearest NYC Tracy McDowell,
My name is also Tracy McDowell.
I am a Feng Shui Consultant who recently moved to NYC and would love to meet you (clearly, I changed my welcome page to a note for you).
Your 2014 rendition of I Kissed A Girl and, well, ya know, smell yo dick is exquist, an inspiration.
Let me know if you would like to get coffee and/or talk about sharing this domain to confuse our parents, idk (my bff jill).
Sincerly,
the other Tracy McDowell
P.S.
I used to sing too pre Feng Shui
My Beatles covers were arguably not quite as funny as your covers