Dearest NYC Tracy McDowell,
My name is also Tracy McDowell.
I am a Feng Shui Consultant focusing on digital wellness who recently moved to NYC and would love to meet you (clearly, I changed my welcome page to this note for you).
Your 2014 rendition of I Kissed A Girl and, well, ya know, smell yo dick is exquisite, an inspiration.
Let me know if you would like to get coffee and/or talk about sharing this domain to confuse our parents, idk (my bff jill).
Sincerely,
the other Tracy McDowell
P.S.
I used to sing to pre-Feng Shui and digital wellness
My Beatles covers were arguably less hilarious than your covers