Dearest NYC Tracy McDowell, 

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My name is also Tracy McDowell. 

 

I am a Feng Shui Consultant focusing on digital wellness who recently moved to NYC and would love to meet you (clearly, I changed my welcome page to this note for you).

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Your 2014 rendition of I Kissed A Girl and, well, ya know, smell yo dick is exquisite, an inspiration. 

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Let me know if you would like to get coffee and/or talk about sharing this domain to confuse our parents, idk (my bff jill).  

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Sincerely, 

the other Tracy McDowell

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P.S.

I used to sing to pre-Feng Shui and digital wellness

My Beatles covers were arguably less hilarious than your covers